Hi, my name is Whitney, and I'm a kitten addict. Kittens have entertained millions and millions of feline lovers for many years and still do even to this day. Why is that? Because they never cease to amaze us. We already knew that they were super soft, fluffy, come in all different, adorable shapes and sizes, and have captivating eyes that constantly make us think they are saying "love me" even though they are probably plotting to murder us. However, they are constantly reminding us that they have more to offer. Not-so-recent evidence concludes that these kittens that were once thought to be extremely intelligent are actually, in fact, surprisingly uncoordinated and simply dumb. Check out the evidence for yourself!
Ok, maybe "dumb" isn't the best word to describe these adorable yet pathetic little creatures, but they most definitely are curious little devils. Curious to know why your best friends whom you have never met before and looks almost identical to you is stuck inside a shinny looking thing? The best solutions must be to lunge myself directly at it in such a way that by putting all of my weight against it and defying gravity, my twin will suddenly be released from the shiny wall. This is the logic of cats.
Or maybe attempting to run up a slide even though the little fur ball isn't advancing, will be just the thing to do today. These creatures are either exceptionally unintelligent or incredibly evil, because why else would one unravel an entire roll of toilet paper just for the heck of it? THEY DON'T!
Whether or not they are on the dark side still does not explain why the moment kittens step foot on wood floor, they completely lose control of all their motor skills.
No matter how dumb they may appear, one thing is for sure, they are super adorable and soft and funny and furry and crazy and entertaining and make the WORLD A BETTER PLACE! So if you hate kittens, keep in mind that they will probably be the death of you someday.
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